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A teachers hilarious, but corny joke will have you rolling your eyes. This is one joke that you likely will have a difficult time coming up with the punchline. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the teachers joke, which is sure to evoke a smile or two from you. Anything and everything can be turned into a joke. No subject or topic is safe from being made into a rib-tickling, knee-slapping joke or uproarious witticism. Dont think thats the case? Listen to just about any stand-up routine. Comedians have repeatedly proven they can make a joke and make light of anything. While just about everything is fair game when it comes to comedy, its typically a good idea to keep the humor to things people know. This keeps things relatable for the audience, and they are more likely to find humor in such situations because they have experienced it before. It makes sense, and stand-up comedians know this as well. You and I are much more likely to find humor in something we understand and know well, more so than in a situation in which we have no frame of reference. In a clip posted on YouTube, a teacher shared a joke with her students about a situation that many have experienced and find humorous. Of course, like all of her jokes, its a dad joke that makes use of puns and/or wordplay. The teacher gives her students the setup and allows them to try to guess the punchline. How do you punish a naughty eyeball? the educator asks her students. I have to admit that I have never heard this one and really had no idea about the punchline. However, the students, like they always do, came up with several truly witty and clever guesses. None of them were correct, but I think some of their guesses were better than the actual punchline. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Mike Goodwin explained how his parenting style is different from his dads. The popular comedian and father of two mentioned that how he was raised is very different from how he is raising his youngsters. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how Mikes father would not have ever been described as a fun dad. Every parent will say, without a doubt, that children are the biggest and greatest blessing anyone can receive on Earth. Every child is a gift from above, and all should be treated as such. Nothing compares to raising little ones; there is simply no experience like it. However, every mother and father will agree, without reservation, that raising children is the most difficult and challenging task anyone undertakes. No child arrives with an instruction manual or a how-to guide. Every child is different, making much of parenting a trial-and-error process. Just as no two children are the same, the same can be said for every parent. No mother and father will see and handle the same situation in the same way. Some parents may be stricter, while others may be a little more lenient, allowing for leeway here and there. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike shared that he and his father have dramatically different parenting styles. And I got to remember to be fun dad, he said. I got to remember to be fun dad because I wasnt raised by a fun dad. No. No. No, indeed. I was raised by Osama bin Laden dad. Oh, man, my dad was terrorism at its finest, man. My dad played no games. Later in the clip, Mike mentioned that he had a stutter as a young man, and his father helped him overcome it very quickly. When I was a kid, I used to stutter, he added. Used to stutter. I shouldnt even be up here right now. My dad looked at me one day and said, Stop stuttering. I was like, Ok. He also said that his father was not a fan of crying, and so he and his brother developed some pretty hilarious techniques to keep the tears from flowing. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

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This is the unofficial test Southerners use to judge a restaurant. If a restaurant meets all these lofty standards and qualifications, well, then youre in for a good meal, at least according to this woman. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear some of this womans unofficial test that Southerners use to decide if a meal from a restaurant will be good or not. Everyone loves eating and filling their stomach with delicious, mouth-watering food. Americans, especially, are big on chowing down and enjoying a meal whenever possible. Now, while every region in the United States of America has its own food culture, the Souths is hard to defeat. Apparently, Southerners know food, and given their extensive and delicious lineup, its hard to argue otherwise. No one is passing on biscuits and gravy, fried chicken, gumbo, BBQ, cornbread, fried green tomatoes, peach cobbler or banana pudding. Im sure Im missing some beloved Southern food staples, but its hard to top any of those. Just thinking of any of those dishes is bound to get your stomach growling. So, when someone from the South says that this or that restaurant is likely to be good, it might be a good idea to listen to them. A clip posted on YouTube shows how a Southerner might make this determination, and they consider a variety of factors when reaching their conclusion, and it all happens even before their order arrives. If I cant smell grease from the parking lot, were leaving, she said. If the menu is laminated and slightly sticky, that is a green flag, she added. If the waitress calls me baby, and refills my sweet tea without asking, Im leaving a 40 percent tip, the woman said. I dont trust no menu that aint got typos, she concluded. These are only a handful of the hilarious factors mentioned in the clip that help determine whether a restaurant is likely to live up to a Southerners high standards. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Derrick Stroop shared the hilarious reality of having a crush back in the day. The popular funnyman mentioned that things were much different when someone had a crush a couple of decades ago. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Derrick believes having a crush was much more difficult when he was growing up. Technology is constantly evolving and improving. Every day, articles are published that tout this and that life-changing technological advancement. Were repeatedly told that this update or improvement will radically alter and reshape our lives. Most of them prove not to be much on their own, but over time, such as a decade or two, these changes compound and add up, changing our lives. For instance, 30 years ago, no one would have ever thought that carrying around a miniature computer capable of 8,000 different functions would be possible. But that is where things stand, thanks to the smartphone, which we are all now addicted to and cant do anything without in our pockets. However, when you think of how the smartphone has changed our lives, its pretty stunning. Of course, one of the most significant ways it has dramatically changed is how we communicate with one another. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick hilariously points out how kids today would not have been able to communicate with their crushes back in his day. They didnt have smartphones, so they would have had to talk to a real person on the phone a task likely too much for a youngster today. Now, because these kids, they can text and dodge and weave, he said. No, no. Youve got a crush on Hannah. Lets earn it, big dog. Lets call the house. Lets call the house. Every parent knows that Derrick speaks the truth. Kids can simply text one another without ever involving their parents. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dusin Nickerson says this request is a friendship killer. The popular funnyman believes that when someone asks for this favor, the friendship is, without a doubt, officially over. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Dustin says is a step too far for any and every friendship. Relationships are wonderful, and make life a fuller, richer and all-around better experience. No one is an island; human beings were made for relationships with one another. Loneliness is one of the worst things in the world. These bonds with others help to sustain us through lifes painful, heartbreaking moments. On the other hand, having people to celebrate lifes special, momentous occasions makes them all the better. But while relationships are important and vital, they are not always easy. It can be difficult at times to navigate through and handle certain situations. Relationships, including friendships, can and do come and go; people drift apart for a variety of reasons time, distance and even a lack of effort from one person. While there may be many reasons a relationship may end, Dustin, in a clip posted on YouTube, states unequivocally that making this one request will forever and always mean the end of a friendship. Hilariously, it involves an airport and a major city in the South: Atlanta. Is there a city in America where it is a bigger favor to ask someone to drive you to the airport than the city of Atlanta? Dustin asked. If somebody asked me that, I would be so offended. Excuse, you want to take a pretty big chunk of my year. Later in the clip, he mentioned what would happen if someone were to make this request of him. And youre not, youre not flying Delta? he asked. Youre not even in the south terminal? Were not friends anymore, all right? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian explains why artificial intelligence doesnt scare him. The funnyman, Don McMillian, does not believe that generative artificial intelligence is coming for his job, at least not at this point. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear why the comedian has no fear when it comes to artificial intelligence. Technology is constantly improving and advancing. Nearly every day, we read or hear about the latest and greatest thing in the world of technology. It will completely revolutionize and change how we do this or that, we are told every single time. Sometimes thats correct, but more often than not, those predictions prove to be completely false and incorrect. Now, the latest technological advancements are the leaps and bounds that have been made in artificial intelligence. There are a handful of systems that can produce this or that within seconds, and in many cases, can do so rather cheaply. Understandably, this has many worried, leading them to wonder whether their jobs are in danger and fear that artificial intelligence will replace them. While a lot of people have this completely understandable concern, Don is not one of them. In a clip posted on YouTube, the comedian puts AIs joke-writing skills up against his own, and, at least at this point, its not really much of a competition. The joke that AI produced specifically about Ohio is pretty lame. Sure, it might make you snicker and even smile, but its a pretty forgettable joke, as Don correctly points out to his audience. He then proceeds to share a couple of jokes that he came up with about the Midwestern state, and its clear that there is no competition. Things may soon change, and AI could be the comedians in a matter of years, but at least at this point, the humans are still telling the jokes and entertaining audiences. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This funny take on parenting is way too real for moms and dads. She gave a quick look at what its like to be a parent, and she was pretty spot on with her demonstration. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what this mother did that is all too familiar to any and every parent. There is nothing like being a parent. Nothing will change and impact your life for the better like being a mother or a father. Parenthood is the biggest, best blessing that anyone can receive on this Earth. Without a doubt, every child is a precious gift from the Lord above and should be treated that way. While we can all agree that children are wonderful, and there is no experience as great as being a parent, that doesnt mean every moment will be picture-perfect and memorable. Yes, there will be moments with your children that youll treasure and cherish for the rest of your life. However, there will also be plenty of instances that will test your resolve, possibly even push you to the edge of your sanity. In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother hilariously demonstrates what it often feels like to be a parent. While mothers and fathers are likely to be laughing at what she depicts, they will also be nodding in agreement, because they know that feeling all too well. The video is nothing more than the mother frantically asking questions, all of which begin with mom. You just know she frequently gets these exact, hurried inquiries from her little ones. Not only is she repeatedly asked questions, but it is also necessary, at least from her childrens point of view, that she gives an immediate answer. They need to know now and not a moment later. Again, every parent will recognize this situation because all have been there and done that, likely many times before. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Who knew advice and wisdom about marriage could be this funny? Her insightful instruction and profound guidance on holy matrimony will have you cracking up. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what she has to say about marriage that will have you laughing long after the clip comes to an end. No relationship is easy, especially when it comes to marriage. Anyone who says or thinks otherwise is either nave, not married or just downright wrong. But like everything else in life, things that are difficult and challenging and usually worth it, and again, that is the case for a marriage relationship. Asking for advice and seeking wise counsel on this or that topic is always a good idea. Who doesnt want more information and wisdom from people who have been there and done that? We should all be ready and willing to listen and learn from others, especially when they have been through similar situations. Their advice could save us from a world of hurt and might even have us laughing hysterically, as in a video posted on YouTube. In the video, the woman shares words of wisdom from Southern women about marriage. Not only do her words ring true, but they are also hilarious and might even make you burst out laughing. If yall aint argued in Lowes, it aint serious yet, she said. Never ask, What you thinking about? unless youre ready to hear a story about fishing, she added. Just know a husband can walk past the same items 14 times, and still ask where its at, she mentioned. Marriage is just two people taking turns being the problem, she confessed. You have probably found that these, along with the other things she states in the video, are 100 percent correct. Or you may have discovered, from your experience, that only one or two of her statements are right, but either way, she still had you rolling with laughter. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A husband and wife attempted to do these accents, and it went exactly as you would expect. They both gave it their best, though some were much better than others. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear this married couple try to say this simple phrase with some very distinct phrases. No two people are exactly the same. Sure, some people, including twins, may look the same. Siblings might even bear a slight resemblance to one another, but we are all unique individuals. God is into making originals and one-of-a-kind, not duplicates and carbon copies. Those differences and uniqueness can be seen and heard - in how we talk, and even in what we say, having different words and names for common, everyday items. Throughout the world, there are many different languages, dialects and accents. Even in the United States of America, there are, surprisingly, a variety of accents, many of which do not even remotely sound similar. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband and wife highlighted a handful of accents, showing how truly different they are from one another by asking a simple, common question. Its a question many people ask and answer every day without much thought: Do you want something to eat? The accents that both attempt are Midwest, Southern, British, New York and Irish. Of course, as with anyone else, some people are better than others. Some of them, one might say, they nail, while for others, its like what in the world were they thinking? Honestly, Im not sure that I could have done any better than either of them. Regardless of their ability or inability to do these different accents, it still made for a hysterical clip. 1 Corinthians 14:9 So if you, in using a strange tongue, say words which have no sense, how will anyone take in what you are saying? For you will be talking to the air.

John Crist shared his hilarious take on the neighborhood on the Fourth of July. The popular funnyman shared how Independence Day can often lead to tension and anger between neighbors. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear John share how some neighbors can get a little hot around the collar on July Fourth, and how he chooses to get involved in those disputes. The United States of America is a place where people are free to live their lives as they see fit. Citizens are basically able to do as they please, of course, within reason and inside the boundaries of the law. This freedom extends to every American and runs from sea to shining sea. That is certainly something worth celebrating. As everyone knows, our nations birthday is celebrated in early July. Most people choose to loudly recognize and celebrate the Fourth of July, typically by getting together and setting off fireworks. While you and I may be fans of these fireworks displays and shows, not everyone is, particularly our four-legged, furry friends. Animals generally do not like loud, booming sounds. It scares them, which every pet owner knows well. In a clip posted on YouTube, John shared how neighbors on and around the Fourth of July can get a little testy with one another online. These heated exchanges concern animals and fireworks, John shares. Hilariously, he shares he loves to sit back and watch the back-and-forth, and will even, on occasion, get involved. Dude, somebody said, Our dogs, no fireworks cause our dogs are scared of loud noises, he recalled. Somebody logged on 14 seconds later, and said, Good thing our troops werent scared of loud noises when they were fighting for your freedom. Later in the clip, he mentioned that someone even posted a follow-up on July 5, informing people in the neighborhood how to conduct themselves the day after our nations birthday. Somebody posted a meme on July 5th, true story, and said, Keep your animals and children quiet, some of us have been up all night shooting off fireworks, he added. 1 Peter 2:16 As those who are free, not using your free position as a cover for wrongdoing, but living as the servants of God.

John Crists hilarious complaints about everyday life are way too accurate. The popular, hysterical comedian mentioned some common situations that are maddeningly annoying. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear which common, everyday situations John has voiced his grievances about. No ones life is perfect. Even when someones life and situation may appear to be ideal and perfect, that is not the case. The fact is, we all live in a fallen, imperfect world where nothing is perfect, and our everyday lives are no exception. Most people have something they are silently going through, even when everything else may seem fine. Remember, looks are often deceiving. Even if for the time being, things are going well and everything's looking up, we all still have those small, familiar, everyday annoyances, inconveniences and disturbances. Everyone has something that gets on their nerves and just grinds their gears, annoying them to no end. Likely, if asked, we could all easily rattle off a handful of things immediately that we find extremely bothersome and irritating. In a clip posted on YouTube, John Crist points out several things that rub him the wrong way. Many of them may irritate you as well, but without a doubt, we have all experienced and gone through everything that he mentions and can easily relate to. No one likes to leave because everything outside is terrible, he said. First of all, let me just say, when you get to the front of the line at a McDonalds, can you just be ready to order, please? Just be ready to order. These people look like they just stepped through the closet at Narnia. Later in the clip, he points out how maddening and frustrating those credit card machines at just about every location can be, and how they never seem to work properly. It really shouldnt take four or five attempts to get them to read our credit cards, right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

John Crist would like an explanation for these Waffle Houses. The popular funnyman came across a strange sight and has requested that someone, anyone, give him an answer as to why this has happened. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see the odd situation John came across and why it most certainly demands an explanation. In the United States of America, anyone is free to open and start a business and sell anything, of course, within reason. If the entrepreneur has the funds necessary and can wade through and navigate the mountains of red tape, they can open up shop and get started as soon as possible. This ability to open up a business is just one of the many great things about the United States. However, when one is looking to start a small business, its best to be smart and strategic about it. Opening a business is an expensive and time-consuming endeavor, so using those two very limited resources in the best possible ways is crucial and will go a long way toward determining whether the business is successful or not. Another thing to consider when opening a business is location. Where is it going to be, and will other similar businesses be around that spot? In a clip posted on YouTube, John was in Georgia when he came across a Waffle House, make that two Waffle Houses, literally feet from one another. In life, youll come across and experience some rather strange things, but seeing two Waffle Houses that close to one another is one of the weirdest, for sure. Why would any company, let alone a national chain, ever do that? They are simply competing against themselves. Either way, it makes an extremely odd sight and will make for a good story to tell later one that most people arent likely to believe. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian said his mom thought he wouldnt catch on, but she was wrong. The funnyman, Preacher Lawson, mentioned that his mother figured he would not get what she was doing, thinking he was a little dense. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Preachers mother did and how she was very, very wrong with her assumption. Everyone is blessed with different gifts and talents. Those sets of skills and interests are unique to each person, as they are intended for a specific purpose and reason. What those reasons and purposes are is up to us to find out and then use them accordingly. Of course, this means that not everyone will have the same skills and talents. Someone who is a strong public speaker may not be great at working with their hands. Likewise, an individual who can fix anything might be lacking when it comes to painting or creating other works of art. We are all different, and this is certainly evident when it comes to our specific talents and skills. In a clip posted on YouTube, Preacher mentioned that his mother believed he was not blessed with an abundance of intelligence. In fact, as he put it, she thought he was the dumb one in the family. She actually started spelling, hoping he wouldnt notice what she was doing. Well, she was wrong, and he did pick up on what she was attempting to do. Hilariously, as Preacher points out, his mother may have inadvertently pointed out who was actually the dumb one in the family. She thought I was so dumb, she could spell my name in front of me when I was 8, and I wouldnt know, in front of my brother, whos dumb, right? he said. She said, Keep it a secret, Justin. Do not tell P-R-E-A-C-H-E-R. And Im sitting there, like, P, thats me. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Jonnie W. remembered his first car and all of its charm. The popular comedian shared a little bit about his first set of wheels and some of the vehicles unique features. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jonnies first car was and the things that made it still so memorable all these years later. Getting a drivers license is a big step in every persons life. Becoming a licensed driver is something every teenager looks forward to with much anticipation and excitement. Its a symbol of maturity and freedom: with that license, we can go anywhere and everywhere whenever we want. No longer do we have to wait on someone else to drive us here or there. However, as you likely already know, just being legally licensed to drive in your state is only half the equation. That person, who has acquired a license from their state, still needs a vehicle. Those, as you likely know as well, can be hard to come by, especially for a teenager with limited funds. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie explained why he still remembers the first car he ever had, and what made it so memorable and unique. What he says about his car might even sound familiar to your first set of wheels, too. My first car was a 1973 Buick Electra, he said. Yeah, mint green. This wasnt the 70s, yall, either. It was the 90s, not cool. Big old fins on it. We called it The Ark because you could fit two of every living thing in it. A massive car. Later in the clip, he mentioned that the cars dashboard would frequently light up, indicating a problem with his vehicle, but he came up with a hysterical solution. I was like, I could never afford to get all this stuff fixed, he added. So, I just got some black tape, covered up them lights. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Her awkward funeral comments will have you laughing. What she says is incredibly hysterical, but very out of place and nothing you would ever want to say during such an occasion. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear her say things and make observations you wouldn't want to ever say at a funeral. Funerals are, sadly, something most people know all too well. If you havent been to your fair share of them, unfortunately, just wait, because its simply a matter of time. No one lives forever, and funerals are the ceremonies in which people gather together to mourn, honor and remember the life of the recently departed individual. Of course, given the circumstances, funerals are rarely, if ever, a joyous occasion. People are hurting and mourning, trying to come to terms with the fact that they have just lost a family member or a dearly beloved friend. Funerals have become such a part of life that people have developed sayings and clichs used at funerals. What else are you supposed to say? Often, words are little comfort to someone who is in pain over their recent loss. Laughter is typically not associated with funerals, that is for sure. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, what this woman says things you would never ever want to say at a funeral will have you cracking up. The statements she makes and the honest, laugh-out-loud observations mentioned will make it impossible to contain your laughter. Dadggum, Brenda, I always thought youd go first, she said. Brenda probably wouldnt appreciate that comment much at all. He would have loved this turnout, she added. He loved attention. Maybe true, but saying this at his funeral is likely the best place to say that. Look, Im just here to make sure hes really gone, she said. These are just a handful of the truly hysterical statements she makes in the short clip. Romans 14:8 As long as we have life we are living to the Lord; or if we give up our life it is to the Lord; so, if we are living, or if our life comes to an end, we are the Lord.