Skits

Tim Conway brought big laughs as the smallest jockey on Johnny Carsons show. The comedic legend once again tickles the funny bone, causing Johnny and his studio audience to roar with laughter. Check out the short clip of Tim that will have you doubled over with laughter from beginning to end. In sports and physical activity, height is typically always an advantage. In basketball, taller players are closer to the basket, helping to reduce the difficulty of putting the ball through the hoop. In football, a quarterback who is taller rather than shorter can survey the field and find the open receiver more easily. Height can also be helpful to a player in baseball and soccer. However, height isnt crucial when considering every sport. For instance, shorter, lighter jockeys are much more preferred when it comes to horse racing. But they still have to have legs long enough to reach either side of the horse when sitting on top of the animal. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, as Lyle Dorf, makes another hysterical appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Lyle demonstrates several stretching exercises that allow him to stay in shape and limber, much to the absolute delight of Johnny and those in the audience. Lyle also gives Johnny some inside knowledge of how he likes to ride and guide his horse during the race. With exaggerated movements, leaning to the left and right, Lyle goes against conventional knowledge, doing what most other jockeys do not. Tim was an absolute comedic genius, making entire audiences crack up with a single look or movement. Even Johnny Carson could not withstand Tim Conway's comedic timing and skills, often bursting into laughter during those iconic Dorf segments. In the earlier part of the clip, Tim sits down with Johnny, giving him some background and inside knowledge about his career in comedy and show business. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

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Tim Conway scored big laughs as a miniature basketball star on Johnny Carsons show. The comedic legend brought the house down, causing a laugh riot with his hysterical appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Check out this clip, which will result in non-stop laughter from beginning to end. Sports are activities in which specific physical attributes can contribute to a players success. Yes, success requires a mixture of things, whether it comes to football, baseball, soccer, basketball or any other sport. Proper, informed and knowledgeable coaching and team cohesion are just two things needed to win as a team. But when it comes to success in sports on an individual level, things like speed and height will always come in handy, especially in a game like basketball. Its been said that even the most outstanding coaches cant teach speed and height, which is unquestionably true. However, Tim Conway as Dunk Dorf hilariously demonstrates that height isnt always the number one determining factor when it comes to success in basketball. Sometimes, being low to the ground can work to the players advantage, especially if youre making the other team to break out in laughter. In the clip, Dunk explains to Johnny how he chose basketball as his profession despite his surprisingly small size. Dunks absurd, off-the-wall explanation and following hand gestures and movements leave the audience and Johnny unable to contain their laughter. But that is not all far from it. Dunk explains how hes been able to average 20 points a game and demonstrates his dribbling technique. The smallest member of the Los Angeles Lakers also shares how his height gives him a different view and smell of the game. The tiny basketball player is even gracious enough to show Johnny and the studio audience how he dunks despite his height. Later in the clip, Tim sits down with Johnny and continues to bring the laughs, entertaining audiences with one joke after another. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conway is hysterical as a weightlifter on Johnny Casons Show. As one of his most iconic characters, Tim brought the laughs during an absolutely hilarious and memorable appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. This short but uproarious clip will have you laughing long after it ends. It's been said that comedy is more challenging to do than drama. The only thing that I would add is that it has to be much more challenging to do than dramatic acting. Thats simply because no two people have the same sense of humor. What makes one person may and likely will not be the thing that causes the next guy to double over with laughter. Thats why people who are able to do comedy and make people laugh for decades become revered and beloved. Tim Conway was one of those who, for decades, had people laughing hysterically, often simply with a look or gesture. His work on The Carol Burnett Show is the stuff of legends. Harvey Korman, who was usually his scene partner on the show, often reacted the same way everyone else did who was watching Tim do his thing. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim shows up on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson as Dorf, a world-class weightlifter. Tims appearance as the miniature weightlifter is enough to cause many members of the studio audience to burst into laughter. Johnny even has a difficult time concealing his laughter right from the get-go. Tim hasnt even said a word, and Johnny is on the verge of laughter. But it quickly gets even more ridiculous. Tims absurd, exaggerated movements send everyone into fits of laughter. Combined with his lousy accent, odd, wavy hair and mustache, that is enough to break most people. Ultimately, as Dorf tries but fails to set a world record, Johnny can no longer hide his laughter. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Steve Martin is the worlds worst waiter in a hysterical, laugh-out-loud skit. The actor, author and musician shows that he does not have what it takes to provide excellent or even passable customer service. Check out the clip to see Steves hilarious but failed attempt at waiting on tables. Most people enjoy going out to eat at a nice restaurant with family and friends. After promptly being seated, everyone scans the menu, hoping to find something that catches their eye and fills their stomach. Once those orders are placed, its only a matter of time before those entrees arrive and the eating commences. However, even before the first plate of food arrives, the actions of the waiter or waitress will significantly impact one's dining experience. Everyone wants good customer service, and thats why an excellent, competent server can make a sound, lasting impression even if the food is subpar. Similarly, a bad waiter or waitress can ruin an otherwise enjoyable dining experience. In a clip posted on YouTube, Steve plays a server in a short skit. Hes not a good waiter. In fact, many would argue that hes the worlds worst waiter. He repeatedly fails to get anything right, constantly returning to the table with the incorrect order. However, despite Steves many shortcomings as a waiter, Im going out on a limb to say that his customers repeatedly return to the restaurant. When they return, they will no doubt ask for him by name. The skit begins with two men discussing what each wants for dinner. Seconds into the video, one informs the other that this is the weirdest waiter in the world. Naturally, the other one wants to know why they are dining there if hes so odd. Despite all of Steves hilarious screwups, the two men stick it out until the end. Their patience and perseverance pay off in the end, literally. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

The legendary Dick Van Dyke shines bright in a handful of classic Carol Burnett Show Skits. The iconic entertainer brought the laughs along with his co-stars in these hysterical sketches from one of the most beloved television shows of all time. Watch the clip to check out the laugh-out-loud, uproarious compilation of skits featuring Dick Van Dyke. Only a handful of entertainers become beloved across generations. Their talent and longevity are recognized and appreciated. But its their sweet, humble and caring natures that endear them to the masses. Carol Burnett and the late Betty White are two people in the entertainment field who immediately come to mind when thinking about beloved individuals. They are loved across generations and seem to be genuine people who dont take themselves too seriously. Another person who evokes the same feelings in people is Dick Van Dyke. He has appeared in iconic television and films throughout his illustrious career. Even in his late 90s, he still makes appearances here and there. But its his sweet, gentle personality that has endeared him to people. A clip posted on YouTube features Dick in several hilarious skits during guest appearances on The Carol Burnett Show. All the included sketches are memorable and will keep you laughing for the foreseeable future. In the first skit, Dick, Carol, Tim Conway, and Vicki Lawrence are in a skit in which they are performing a classical, highly choreographed dance that quickly goes off the rails. Its slapstick comedy at its finest, with everyone getting their fair share of punches and slaps to face. Next, Dick plays a socially awkward person who attempts to strike up a conversation with Carol. The only problem is that she has as much trouble in social situations as he does. The pair do not hit it off despite all their effort. Finally, Dick is at the airport saying his goodbyes to his family. But things turn awkward fast. It shows what happens when you say goodbye, but the people dont leave when expected. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dick Van Dykes most hilarious and memorable moments on The Carol Burnett Show will have you gasping for air, struggling to catch your breath due to laughing so hard. These skits featuring the beloved actor are way too funny to miss. Check out this clip featuring the incomparable Dick Van Dyke. The Carol Burnett Show is one of the most iconic programs in television history. It produced seemingly an endless number of hysterical, memorable sketches. Even decades after it went off the air, the show continues to tickle people's funny bones everywhere. Of course, that is mainly due to its all-star cast, which consisted of Carol Burnett, Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence and Tim Conway. However, the show also welcomed guest stars, such as the legendary Dick Van Dyke. A clip posted on YouTube is a small compilation of just a few of the funniest moments of Dicks time on The Carol Burnett Show. The first sketch in the clip begins with Dick walking into the office of a utility company. He is irate and demands to know why his power has been disconnected immediately. Unfortunately for Dick, he encounters an entirely incompetent and clueless employee, played by Carol. Their back and forth gets more and more absurd until he learns that his power was turned off because hes dead. This is said even as hes standing and talking to the employees. Next up, Dick brings his massive pup to a dog obedience class. Things go from bad to worse as he struggles to maintain control of the animal. Its a losing but hilarious battle, for sure. Vicki and Tim bring their dogs to the class as well. In the third and final skit, Dick and Tim are window repair who try but fail miserably to fix a storefront windowanything they do results in broken glass but a lot of laughs. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conway brings the laughs as the oldest man trying to fix a clock in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. The legendary comedian will have you rolling with laughter as he tries but miserably and hilariously fails to fix a grandfather clock. Check out the clip for the hysterical hijinks and antics. Aging is a natural process that happens to everyone. There is no avoiding getting older as time remains undefeated with a perfect, unblemished record. So, instead of acting as if its something we must ignore or try to cover up, why not accept it? Its going to happen regardless of what we do, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim and Harvey Korman star in a hilariously funny skit in which Tims age provides all the laughs. Tim, once again, stars as his memorable and iconic Oldest Man character. This time, the Oldest Man works at a repair shop specializing in fixing clocks. The sketch starts with Tim entering the shop's front room. He dusts off the shops many clocks. Seconds later, Harvey enters the shop carrying a grandfather clock, which we later learn is a family heirloom. Harvey desperately needs it fixed because it is priceless because of its sentimental value to him and his family. Unfortunately, Harvey brought his priceless clock to the wrong guy! The hilarious interaction begins with Tim slowly creating a claim for Harvey. Tim informs Harvey that as the shop works on his clock, he can use one of theirs. Finally, after Tim hysterically struggles to get over the shops front desk, he reaches the broken clock to diagnose the problem. However, Tim creates many more problems than he fixes. With one move after another, Tim slowly destroys the valuable clock, sending the studio audience into fits of uncontrollable laughter and Harvey into a maddening rage. Job 12:12 Old men have wisdom, and a long life gives knowledge.

Hilarity ensues when Harvey Korman encounters Carol Burnett as a supermarket cashier. These two comedy legends bring the laughs in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Check out the clip that will have you laughing from beginning to end, and probably even long after the sketch is over. Grocery store shopping isnt the most fun and exciting task in the world. Pushing a cart up and down the aisles is no ones idea of a good or even enjoyable time. However, its a task that is of the utmost importance. Someone in the household must do it because everyone requires food and nourishment. People often want to get in and out of the grocery store as quickly as possible. While that may be the objective and the desire, it rarely, if ever, happens. Youll often encounter someone standing right in front of the needed food item. They never grab what they need and then get out of the way, either. They must first slowly read every ingredient as if theyve never seen butter or yogurt before. In a hilarious sketch posted on YouTube, Harvey Korman knows all too well how one slow, inconsiderate person in the grocery store can slow down progress for everyone else. In the skit, Harvey has just picked up a few items in the grocery store. He has a date waiting for him and wants to make his purchases and be on his way. Carol, as the cashier, makes that next to impossible. Carol throws up roadblocks at every step in the process, which inevitably prolongs Harveys time in the store. Eventually, by the end of the skit, Harvey runs out of patience with the incompetent cashier, and the entire store is laughing hysterically at him. Also, to add insult to injury, Harveys date leaves the store with another man. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conway goes bananas in a hysterical sketch that you cant miss. The comedic legend brings the laughs in an absurd, off-the-wall sketch that has him acting like a member of the animal community. Check out this classic and hilarious skit from The Carol Burnett Show. First impressions are a big deal. They are our first thoughts when meeting someone, and whether they are correct or not, they last for a while. Make a bad first impression, and it will take time to change those initial thoughts and feelings that quickly become cemented in someones mind. One situation in which making a good first impression is crucial is when attempting to earn the blessing and favor of someone, specifically that of a potential father-in-law. Marriage is a commitment that is too big and too important not to have the approval of the young womans father. In a skit posted on YouTube, Tim is a gentleman who hopes to win the approval and blessing of his fiances father, played by Harvey Korman. Carol Burnett (Tims fiance in the sketch) wants everything to go well, of course. Before meeting with Carols father, Tim reveals a monkey bit him at the vet. He received a shot, and everything should be ok, but there still may be side effects. And there are some major side effects! Soon after Carols father arrives, Tim exhibits odd but familiar sounds and movements. He starts acting like a monkey. While Harvey asks Tim a series of straightforward and important questions, Tim begins shouting and bounding around the apartment like a monkey. Somehow, neither Harvey nor Tim breaks character in the skit. However, there is a moment when Harvey gets a massive smirk on his face, but he does not burst out laughing as he does in so many other skits with Tim. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

The Office gets a church makeover in this hilarious parody take on the show. The sitcom is intended to look like a documentary in which the lives of office workers at a failing paper company is one of the most beloved shows of all time. Check out this hilarious reinvention of The Office, which gives viewers a look at the goings-on at a church. Since it went off the air, The Office has exploded in popularity. Due to streaming and the endless number of reruns on television, more people have discovered and fallen in love with the show and its characters. With its odd but lovable characters and quick, snappy, and witty writing, its clear to see why that is the case. Of course, there is the will they or wont they love story between Pam and Jim, but the show is so much more than those two central characters. The main character, Michael, constantly devises hair-brained, off-the-wall schemes to annoy his equally odd and eccentric employees. Every employee at the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin is unique and memorable. The show is laugh-out-loud hilarious, keeping you laughing from beginning to end of every episode. It's been said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. If thats the case, the beloved sitcom has just received a ton of praise from one church in Arizona, Christ Greenfield Church. The church filmed and uploaded their version of The Office. But instead of employees at an office where paper is sold, its a look at the odd collection of people who work at a church. Those who are fans of The Office will find much to appreciate in the churchs take on the show. Nearly every aspect of their take is reminiscent of the sitcom the opening sequence, the theme song, how the show is shot and even the characters names. This short, laugh-out-loud clip will have you doubled over, gasping for hair. Again, those who are into The Office and even those who are not will find themselves uncontrollably laughing at the employees antics and jokes. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conway and Harvey Kormans friendly lunch quickly became a hilarious disaster in this classic skit. This hysterical sketch from The Carol Burnett Show further proves that it is one of the best shows in television history. Check out this uproarious, laugh-out-loud skit. You will find yourself laughing from beginning to end. While its best to remove feelings and emotions from business transactions and dealings, that is not always possible. Human beings have feelings and emotions, and so when another party rejects their business offer, they often feel like theyve been denied. Business can become very personal, and hurt, anger and resentment can spring up as a result. In a hysterical clip featuring Tim and Harvey, thats precisely what happens. A nice, friendly business lunch gets personal and awkward very quickly. Instead of a meal between business associates, the lunch better resembles a dramatic, contentious scene more likely to be found on a soap opera. Despite the thick, palpable tension, Tim and Harvey keep everyone and even themselves laughing throughout the skit. There are a handful of instances when Tim nearly breaks character and bursts into laughter. While Tim gets close several times, he never breaks and somehow manages to keep it together. In the skit, Tim and Harvey enter the restaurant for lunch and are quickly seated. The audience soon learns that Tim and Harvey are past business associates. Harvey is an ad executive who previously had Tims account. However, Tim has now moved on to another ad executive. It's plain to see that Harvey is not taking the loss of Tims account well. He knows how long it has been since Tim took his business elsewhere, down to the exact day. But as the two men are having lunch, the skit takes an unexpected turn. The ad executive currently holding Tims business appears, joins their lunch and further adds to the tension and hilarity. Any skit with Tim and Harvey is bound to be a classic, and that is certainly the case here. We'll never know or understand how they both were able to keep from bursting into laughter. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Carol Burnett hilariously nags her sick husband and a doctor in a classic sketch from The Carol Burnett Show. This is another in a seemingly endless line of hysterical sketches from the beloved program. Once again, this skit will have you doubled over with laughter, causing you to gasp for air between laughs. No one enjoys being under the weather. When sick with the flu, strep throat or even a heavy dose of the common cold, no one feels like doing much. Sleeping for an extended period of time and eating occasionally is about the extent of most peoples activities when sick. Most people respond accordingly when someone is not feeling well. They treat the sick individual more gingerly and offer them assistance in any way possible. Their concern and focus are on the ill person and their well-being, which is entirely understandable. In a hysterical clip on social media, Carol and Harvey Korman play a married couple. Feeling under the weather, Harvey is at home, lying on the couch in the living room. Hes tired, congested, coughing and uses tissues to wipe his nose every so often telltale signs of having gotten a bug of some kind. Unfortunately, Harvey doesnt receive much sympathy or care from Carol, who plays his loud, annoying and brash, in-your-face wife. In fact, she berates and nags him for spreading germs all over the house. If her treatment of her sick husband wasnt enough, Carol treats the doctor who arrives to attend to Harvey in a similar but possibly even worse fashion. She finds ways of turning and making every instance about herself. The doctor, unable to take Carols abhorrent and self-centered behavior for too long, comes up with a hilarious but unexpected solution to Harveys nagging problem. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Legendary comedian Harvey Korman hilariously went from being a crime victim to a criminal himself in a surprisingly short time. Harvey thought he was a victim of a crime, but he was sadly and hysterically mistaken. Be sure to check out this uproarious, laugh-out-loud clip. Sadly, crime is still very prevalent in our society. Every day, more and more crimes are perpetrated against innocent people. It really does not matter what policies or procedures are put in place; crime will never be 100% wiped out or eradicated. Crime will be present in one form or another as long as people inhabit the Earth. However, even though humans will always have to deal with crime, laws exist to assist those who become victims of crimes, whatever they may be. There are also laws to punish offenders. Of course, police officers are the people entrusted with solving and locating people who have committed crimes and work to ensure justice is carried out and restored. In a hilarious clip from The Carol Burnett Show, Harvey rushes home to inform his wife and sister-in-law that he was the recent victim of a mugging. He was pushed into a dark, poorly lit corner where his wallet was then taken from him. Harvey attempted to take back his wallet from the criminal, but his efforts fell short. The criminal, unfortunately, was able to get away with his wallet. However, things are not quite as they seem. Later in the clip, a police officer arrives to get Harveys statement and to hear what exactly happened to him. During the police officers visit, Harvey makes a startling discovery: he wasnt the victim at all. As more details emerge about the situation, Harvey and Carol Burnett, who plays his wife in the skit, quickly learn that he was actually the criminal. This clip is an absolute riot, with a twist that likely no one watching it saw coming! Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

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